The Baltic Sea Lyrics

Oh, Sweden I'm sorry to say that you're tedious sometimes
Your Natural Beauty is unsurpassed
Your children are healthy and ruddy
Your recycling facilities are second to none
You're and ethical peace-loving nation
You design such great furniture and storage solutions
And mass-produce them too

But nobody smiles back at me
On the underground on my way to work
You're as cold as the Baltic Sea
And you close your doors so readily

But your lakes are so clean for swimming in
Your mountains so white for skiing on
Your forests are so full of blueberries Your summer are cloudless skies

But nobody smiles back at me
On the underground on my way to work
You're as cold as the Baltic Sea
And you close your doors so readily

I can be your friend, I'll come round for tea when your all alone
I can make you laugh, chat to you all night long on the phone
We can be your friends
We can be your friends