Dog Hair Lyrics

I got a little girl
She barks like a dog
She kiss like an angel
But smells like a hog

Every night at nine
I take her out for a walk
I thank the Lord
That She don't talk

I need some kinky hair of the dog
That woman is keepin' me in a fog
Don't look like a woman, She gets down to beg
Look out now she's coming! And humpin' on my leg!
She bit the postman, it was an ugly scene
She likes it dog style and buys the vaseline!

"Baby they say a dog is a man's best friend
But here is where our friendship's got to end"

I need some kinky hair of the dog
That woman is keepin' me in a fog
Don't look like a woman, She gets down to beg
I washed her poodle with my tail between her legs
Now I'm a nice guy! I hate to be rude!
The best thing about her is I feed her dog food!