Take a Razor to Your Head Lyrics

When your Mom says you look really nice
When you're dressed up like a Ted
It's time to follow this Cat's advice ?
Take a razor to your head
When you feel it's time to move along
And you feel like somethin' new
Just follow the trail of discarded drapes
Here's what you must do:
Take your old man's cut-throat
With the stains where he has bled

And take a razor to your head