Piggy In The Middle Songtext

von The Rutles

I know you know what you know, but you should know by now that you're not me.
Talking 'bout a month of Sundays. Toppy knows wet weekend as far as I can see.

Hey Diddle Diddle (woo) The Cat's in the piddle (woo)
Piggy in the middle (woo) Doo wuppa bloo.

Bible-punchin' heavy-weight evangelistic boxing kangaroo.
Orangutang. A man of Congo. Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, even Pluto too.

Hey Diddle Diddle (woo) The Cat's in the piddle (woo)
Piggy in the middle (woo) Doo wuppa bloo.

... state no harm. There's no way you get both the set ...

One man's civilization is another man's jungle, yea.
They say Revolution's in the air.
I'm dancing in my underwear, but I don't care.

Hey Diddle Diddle (woo) The Cat's in the piddle (woo)
Piggy in the middle (woo) Doo wuppa bloo.

Walkie-talkie man says "hello hello hello" with his ballerina boots,
You can tell he's always on his toes. Hanging on a Christmas tree.
Dreaming like a Bogey man. Get it off my nose.

Hey Diddle Diddle (woo) The Cat's in the piddle (woo)
Piggy in the middle (woo) Doo wuppa bloo.

Now, this little piggy went to Market, This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went "woo-!" all the way home.