Crockett & Tubbs Lyrics

Somebody's breaking into a house downtown.
The time of night when nobody makes a sound.
There's gonna be a mugging; it's in the wind.
I left my wallet in the (?).
Somebody's crying in front of the morgue downtown.

I wish I had a (friend?) just like my brother does.
We could ride around playing Crockett & Tubbs.
We (?) and drive on the curbs downtown.

That guy on channel 5 said we should stay away.
He said the rioting been going on all day.
I'm scared to go outside; I might wind up dead.
Sweetheart just grab my shotgun; it's right by the bed.
Somebody's breaking into a house downtown.

I wish I had a (friend?) just like my brother does.
We could ride around playing Crockett & Tubbs.
We (?) and drive on the curbs downtown.

Somebody's gotta put these suckers away.
We save the innocent everyday.
(?) citizens waiting to clean up your town.

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