Professor Caligari Songtext

von The Residents

Hey, Professor Caligari, hey, excuse me, it's Nate from your third period class, excuse me but could you answer a question for me?
Thanks, Well I have this astronomy class this semester, lunar astronomy actually and I need a telescope
Do you know where I can get one cheap?
You know those new ones are so expensive and I thought maybe you might know of some place
What, what was that?
A little shop at the south end of campus
Yeah, I know that shop but the guy that runs it, isn't he kind of weird?
I mean, I've seen him around and he seems really weird to me
What? Oh, you say he's a friend of yours and he's okay, a little eccentric at times but he's okay and he loves students, sells equipment really cheap
Yeah, okay, if you say so professor okay, thanks professor
Oh Professor is that your daughter that I see in that upstairs room? She doesn't seem to go out very much
Oh, she's shy, Yeah, okay
Thanks again Professor