Troll Song Lyrics

You have nothing to do
But get on the world wide web
Hope to make some friends
But there's only older men
Maybe if you're lucky
You'll find someone
Who's not jacking off
Or maybe someone who's done

You're the girl that I met online
I'd type a lot, and you'd type a line
Never saw your face, but you sound really fine
If I actually knew ya, I'd make you be mine

It's all a gamble
Let's roll the dice
You could get a pedo
Or someone's who nice
But the jackpot is waiting
Never know what you'll find
It could be a naked girl
Or a troll that lies