The Fish Song Lyrics

I was the cook, and she was the waitress
Down at Salty Sams seafood cafe
Somewhere between the clam juice and the seafood salad
Some little shrimp... lured her away

I Lobster, and never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
And they drove off in my Carp

I Lobster and never Flounder
I'll Octopus his face in,
Eel only break her heart

I said "just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna
If you want to Trout something new"
She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise
Oh my Cod I love her, yes I do

I Lobster, and never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
And they drove off in my Carp

I Lobster and never Flounder
I'll Octopus his face in,
Eel only break her heart