Man (Opposable Thumb) Lyrics

I'm being hassled by the man
Man
Man
Man

Man
Crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man
You call the cable, make a cozy home
Man

You need a rock 'n' roll singer
Man
You gotta thumb and a finger...

You got aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
I got one!
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
(Check it out!)
I got one!

Yeah! 1973!
Post '76, Ahhhhhhhh!

One time a was a
Man
Crush a killer with a rock
Man
Ten millon years until you talk
Man
Are you a grunter or a moaner
All you can manage is a boner...

You got aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Well, I got one!
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
I got one!

Alright... yeah, arh!. arrrrhhh!

Man
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man
You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man
You got something against me
Man
You're gonna have to try and kill me
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
You gotta make me a man
Make me a man
Makin' me a man
Makin' me a man...

I got one of those thumbs...