Well I never knew that drinkin' came so easy
Since she's gone I'm drinkin' all the time
Yeah this whiskey tastes so fine
As it drowns these tales of mine
Now I'll drink and toast to almost anything
Yeah they ougtha put my name in the alcohol of fame
Donate this ol' barstool that I'm on
Declare an alcoholiday then we all get blown away
When they put me in the alcohol of fame
And when I'm dead and gone.
You can write it on my stone
Here lies a honky tonk king
Yeah these double shots are nice
So bartender shoot me twice
Please put me in the alcohol of fame
And when I'm dead and gone.
You can write it on my stone
Here lies a honky tonk king
Yeah the double shots are nice
So bartender shoot me twice
Please put me in the alcohol of fame.
Yeah they ougtha put my name in the alcohol of fame
Donate this ol' barstool that I'm on.
Declare an alcoholiday, then we all get blown away
Put me in the alcohol of fame
Yeah when they put me in the alcohol of fame!