The Muppet Show Lyrics

Muppets, The
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The Muppet Show
Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...

Females: It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Males: It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Waldorf: Why do we always come here
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture
Both: To have to watch the show

(brief interlude)

Muppets: And now let's get things started
Audience: Why don't you get things started
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Muppets: on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!