Real Good Girlfriend Lyrics

I woke up this morning,
My new girlfriend beside me.
I don't have to lie about her.
I don't need some dumb story to hide me.
She turned 20 last April, she's as tall as I am,
She came to this country all the way from Siam.
I may not be the greatest guy in this town,
People may have good cause to put me down,
But I've got a real good girlfriend now.

We stood on Chicago Avenue,
Hey look--here comes the bus.
Slipped on a solid sheet of ice, (?)
Watched the number 66 fly right past us.
I may not be the greatest guy in this town,
People may have good cause to put me down,
But I've got a real good girlfriend now.