Love Goes Down the Drain Lyrics

The creature from the black lagoon
He sits inside her warm, wet womb
He says, Mirror, mirror, tell me truly:
Is my hair dank and unruly?

Down and down and down I go ]
When love goes down the drain ]
Down and down and down I go ]
When love goes down the drain ] (Chorus)

The monster from way out in space
He tears his way up to her face
He says, Mirror, mirror, be real candid:
Does my face need to be sanded?

[Chorus]

The beasty from the foulest end
He slips around the toilet bend
He says, Is this how one ages, ergo,
Does it happen to all Virgos?

[Chorus]