Last Birthday Party Lyrics

Called up the doctor
Three weeks to go
I don't want the weeping
Don't wanna know
Gonna have a party, invite all my friends
I'll keep on smiling right up to the end
No need to worry, got nothing to lose
I need to hurry, got so much to do

I'll have a floor show
Girl in a cake
I'll drink like a wino
All I can take
For entertainment, russian roulette
Who'll be the winner? You place your bet
If your girlfriend's being a bore
You can go upstairs with your favourite whore

It's my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last
It's my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last
It's gonna be my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last
It's my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last

It's pretty hard
Trying to squeeze
The rest of your life
Into twelve short weeks
I climbed Everest today at noon,
Now I'm booked for a trip to the moon
Only one way to celebrate
Gonna have a party till I'm lying in state

It's my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last
It's my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last
It's gonna be my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last
It's my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last

It's my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last
It's my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last
It's gonna be my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last
It's my last birthday party
It's your last, it's your last, it's your last