Happy Slap Lyrics

I'd have a happy slap
I'd have a heart attack

I'd have a happy slap, a heart attack, a poison slap with a cataract and a swollen sack and a broken back with a guaranteed of no money back

And if i twitch then know that i love you
And if i twitch then know that i care

I'd make a move to proove
I'd make a foolish move
I'd make a move to proove my love for you... er can't make out the next bit!

And if i twitch then know that i love you
And if i twitch then know that i care

I'd prove my love for you
I'd prove my love for you

I would if you would
I would if you would