The Dutchman Lyrics

The Dutchman was dressed to impress,
Walking through streets that were laid with distress.

By the barstool, patiently sat
Little collie stares back.

Two wrongs do not make a right,
Though there are times when it feels they just might.

I don't know my right from my left,
I do not know where the next sun will set.

By the barstool, patiently sat
Little collie stares back.

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