Music Is My Boyfriend Lyrics

I found music and he found me
I gave him some tambourine, he gave me a scream
I washed his dirty underwear, he made me toast
Music filled my mug with Vaseline, I gave him a choke

We could be happy, we could be free
If we don't make-out or fall in love

I found music and he found me
Bleeding from my fingers and knees, plugged into a drum machine
Nailed to my head a tambourine and a guitar laced to my waist
Stone cold fever, an internal melody

Guitars make me happy, drum beats me us all free
Solid as a rock lover is the music in me

I found music and he found me
A balding head-banging pre-teen, so he seduced me in a dream
I kissed his ugly gangly greens, he swallowed my pee

We lived to be happy and prayed to be free
But it was soon found out that my body is brief

I found music and he found me
He kept me singing till my dying day

Sing to be happy, hum to be free
The eternal harmony, music and me