Jason Vs Freddy Vs Ash Lyrics

Freddy Krueger tell another joke
Freddy Krueger tell them about the time
You got that girl with the fingerbang in the waterbed

Ash from Evil Dead you fucking dick
Ash from Evil Dead you fucking son of a bitch
You make me laugh
Your jokes are such a gas

If I want a comedy
Then I'll watch Cannonball Run
But really when I wanna see
Some fucking bitch get her head lopped off
I'll call someone else

Can I get a Jason Voorhees
He'll punch your gead right off your neck
(JJ blazing hot fire)
Michael Myers, what a fucking joke
Michael Myers, just a giant homo mime
He's not the best unless he's boring me to death

All these shitheads never get it right
All these shitheads would rather sit around and tell a joke than fight
I won't be watching them tonight

If I want a comedy
Then I'll watch Cannonball Run
But really when I wanna see
Some fucking bitch get her head lopped off
I'll call someone else

Can I get a Jason Voorhees
Punch your head right off your neck
Off your head, off your head
You better run bitch
Now you're dead, now you're dead
And now he's taking a shit right down your throat