I Just Want to Sleep in the Treehouse Lyrics

I Just Want To Sleep Outside In The Treehouse
I'm not going to lie
I just want to be with the moon and the stars under nighttime sky
I don't want to sleep in the bunk bed mom
I'm turning 33
I don't understand why you'd want me to be something I don't want to be

I know what you think
I know what you think
I'm not old enough, I'm not responsible, I'm not man enough

Goodnight, mom and dad, can I get a hard hug before I go to sleep?
I'll tuck myself in, I'm getting really tired from brushing my teeth
I won't sneak outside with a big fat stack of dad's magazines
Or a backpack filled with Exacto knives and energy drinks

I know what you think
I know what you think
I'm not old enough, I'm not man enough, I'm not responsible

Fuck you mom and fuck you dad
You don't have a fucking clue about me

Whoops! I cut my balls
Can you take me to hospital?
I cut my ball sack accidentally with a really sharp knife
Whoops! I cut my balls
Can you take me to hospital?
I cut my ball sack accidentally with a really sharp knife

I Just Want To Sleep Outside
I Just Want To Sleep Outside
I Just Want To Sleep Outside
I Just Want To Sleep Outside
In The Tree