Welcome to Grouchland Lyrics

Grouches: Na, na na! (Na, na, na!) 3x
Na, na, na!
Grouch Mayor: Hear the steady beat of sweaty feet, on the greasy streets of Grouchland!
Smell the stinkweed gag the waving wheat, what a perfect day!
Grouches: Na, na, na! (Na, na, na!) 3x
Na, na, na!
Bring in the noise, bring in the junk! Step on a crack, step in the gunk!
Grouch Police: Home of the world's worst traffic jam!
Grouches: Welcome to Grouchland. NOW SCRAM!!
Grouch Mayor: With the gum and goo beneath your shoe,

You can bet you stepped in Grouchland.
It's against the law to use shampoo, so we wash with cheese!
Grouches: Na, na, na! (Na, na, na!) 3x
Na, na, na!
(Instrumentel)
Grouch Elder: If you're growing old and love the coast,
Spend your golden years in Grouchland.
With the streets are paved in solid mold, and the stinkbugs sing. SING!!
Grouches: Na, na, na! (Na, na, na!) 3x Na, na, na!!
Bring in the noise, bring in the junk! Step on a crack, step in the gunk!
Grouch Mayor: Our motto: "I grouch, therefor I am".
Grouches: Welcome to Grouchland! 5x
NOW SCRAM!!!!!