We Are the Gothic Archies Lyrics

We are The Gothic Archies (Archies): Death, Tentacles and Pip
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The Gothic Archies are we, with whom you should not mess:
The apogee and zenith of gothicarchieness

We are The Gothic Archies (Archies): Death, Tentacles and Pip
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Are The Gothic Archies we? Oh, are we ever they!
In fact, it is a myst'ry how anyone could say

We're not The Gothic Archies (Archies): Pip, Tentacles, and Death
We love to kill such people by squeezing out their breath

Are we The Gothic Archies? Be careful what you say
(You are The Gothic Archies. Ta-ra-raboom-de-ray)

Oh, the archiesway othicgay ethay, areway eway;
Illiantbray yricistslay an'tcay ouyay eesay?

Though gothic we are archie (archie), though archie we are goth,
No satan-worshippers we, we worship Yog-Sothoth!

, eihcra era ew cithog ohT,(eihcra) htog era ew eihcra oht
, ew sreppihsrow-natas oN! htohtoS-goY pihsrow ew