I Couldn't Get High Lyrics

Well, I went to a party
Just the other night
I wanted to feel my mind was light
So I picked up a bottle
And I started drinking wine
I thought pretty soon, I'd be feeling fine...
But I couldn't get high! Oh, No!
I don't know why, Oh, No!
So I took out my pipe
And I stuffed it full of grass

I took out a match
And I lit it real fast
I huffed, I puffed
I smoked and I toked
But after awhile, my heart was nearly broke...
Cause I couldn't get high, Oh, No!
Don't know why, Oh, No!
So I got me a cube of LSD
Sat down to wait
For it to hit me
I waited, meditated,
But couldn't get stoned
I had to give up and head for home...
Cause I couldn't get high, Oh, no!
Don't know why, oh, no!