Pirate Song Lyrics

Have you seen the look in a pirate's eyes
When he hears
The words "last call"
Stand back and clear a path to the bar
Cuz' someone's gonna fall
All aboard a tiny ship a bunch of salty punks
Some of us were fishermen
And all of us were drunks
Avast ye me mateys and ye shall surely learn
Of the spirits in the cooler and the beer down in the stern

With nary a warning came the mighty crashing waves
The hull cracked the bow broke
Myself I had to save
I dove upon the cooler and tried to stay afloat
As the hands of my mateys were trashing in the boat
Shiver me timbers