Mommy's Little Soldier Lyrics

Look at the state of him
He's such a little scruff
He can't be arsed with homework
'Cause he? s had enough

He always turns up late
And he doesn? t give a damn
But when he comes back home
He? s mommy? s little lamb

'Cause he? s mommy? s little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits

He? s mommy? s little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same

He can? t cross the road
Without causing a big scene
He? s always really gobby
And never ever clean

He? s learning the guitar
And he never plays it right
But when I try to teach him
It ends up in a fight

'Cause he? s mommy? s little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits

He? s mommy? s little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same

He? s a little soldier
'Cause he? s a little soldier

He spikes his hair in school
So his teachers call him Sid
They keep him after lessons
'Cause he? s a vicious kid

He? s mommy? s little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits

He? s mommy? s little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same

He? s mommy? s little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits