The $500 Bottle of Wine Lyrics

-A 500 dollar bottle of wine [x2]
-A 500 dollar bottle of wine
-That's all we get for being with him all the time

I give them a 500 bottle of wine
That's all they get most of the time

-A 500 dollar bottle of wine [x2]

Two days in the desert
What did they get
For all of the tears and the grind
A 500 dollar bottle of wine

-We've been through desert
-And blew on our shirts (and Brix' torn our last shirts?)
-And all the lightning and life
-We said so much to (just a) crazy and white (whine?)
-A half filled (no) bottle of wine

-A 500 dollar bottle of wine
-That's all I get man most of the time.

We been through the desert
Went through their last shirts
And all the lightning and crime
A half-filled bottle of wine.

-They're all fat gits and they get on our tits
-They're all fat gits and they get on our tits

That's all you get most of the time
For all the life in crime
The 500 bottle of wine

-Drive (been) through the desert (drive for) in 36 hours
-But when we get the ending we took
-The 500 dollar (bottle) of wine
-A 500 dollar bottle of wine

And I feel real guilty
The babies are squealing
Starving and pleading all the time
A 500 dollar bottle of wine

-A 500 dollar bottle of wine [x5]
-You think it's gonna get on my tits [x2]

They all bitch
They just whinge
And drink my last bottle of wine
I feel real guilty
I been through my last shirt
And I get guilty all the time

-Yeah
-C'mon
-500 dollars

Get down the fucking liquor store boy.