Leader of the Laundromat Lyrics

Is he really going out with her
(I don't know)
Look, here he comes now
Lets ask him

Hey, Murray, is it true
Betty's wearing your ring (mmm hm)

Who's that banging on the piano
(I don't know)

You going out with her tonight
(You bet your fur)
By the way, where'd you meet her

I met her one day at the Laundromat
She turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture (yes, we see)

And that's when I fell in love
With the Leader Of the Laundromat

My folks were always putting her down
(Down, down)
Because her laundry came back brown
(Brown, brown)

I don't care if they think she's bad
I fell in love cause she looked so sad
I got a date tonight with the
Leader Of the Laundromat

My dad said find a laundry that's new
(Find a laundry that's new)
How can I tell my baby we're through
(Tell my baby we're through)

Gotta drive right into town
I don't care if my shirts are brown
I got a date tonight with the
Leader Of the Laundromat

(Dang it)

When I finally got there
I told her it was all over between us
I'll never forget the hurt and
The funny look in her eye

She grabbed my laundry
And ran into the street
Directly into the path
Of a runaway garbage truck

I yelled watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out

(Dang it)

I felt so messy standing there
(Messy standing there)
My daddy's shorts were everywhere
(Daddy's shorts were everywhere)

Tenderly, I kissed her goodbye
Picked up my clothes
They were finally dry
But I won't forget your love
Oh, Leader Of the Laundromat

Who's that banging on the piano
(I don't know)