One Way Ticket to Hell ... and Back Lyrics

It was a dusty old night
And I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it

A tiny voice was telling me
I really should cool it
Chewing my face off
Talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face
I thought I better have another one just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
I bought a one way ticket to hell....

And Back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell

I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
If they seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
But my septum is in tatters
And I've still got the runs

Burn for a moment then you kick like a mule
Strangers would agree that it was rocket fuel
Seveal lines are chocking like a glorious game
I bought a one way ticket to hell...

And back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell

[Sitar/effects]
Stick it up your nose! Woohoo!
[Solo]

(always cold)(?) repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels steering off but I'm still on track
I bought a one way ticket to hell

And back!
One way ticket to hell and back(yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back(ooh yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)

One way ticket to hell and back(woo!)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell
One way ticket to hell and back(yeah)