Granny's in the Cellar Lyrics

[Intro: The great thing about the folk audience is of course]
That it embraces such a broad variety of ages you know
I mean, there's young and old in there
And we would like to dedicate this to the older memebers of the folk audience

(alright!)
(audience laughs)

My granny's in the cellar,
I'm surprised ye can'ne smell her!
Baking biscuits on her darn old dirty stove.
In her eye there is some matter; It keeps drippin in the batter!
(yech yech)
And she whistles while the (sniff) runs down her nose!

Give me that home cooking!
Home cooking!
She whistles while the (sniff) runs down her nose!