What up Man Songtext

von The Cool Kids

So I woke up this morning and as I start yawning
That (milk milk) pouring into my bowl,
And I thought to myself (thought thought to myself)
That I need to take a trip to the grocery store-
'Cause the bread is low,
And the chicken I was eatin with the mash potatoes need
(A little bit of gold)
Oops wrong song lyric meant a lil' bit of pepper,
Stepped out of the crib with the bear claw slippers.
Robe tied, tight chest, no chest hair
Store close at 4 so I gotta get there
'Cause it's like 3: 50 and I'm just waking up
And it takes 5 minutes just to get to the front!
Now I'm standing in long lines,
Lady with the baby probably buying some dog food
Dog probably crazy on a daily basis,
My days be like this cause I got to the register and then the store closed

[Yo what up man?]
If you cool what you do?
[Warm it up then]
I can't hold it 'cause it's hot
[Put it down then]
I left my kids at daycare
[Pick em up then]
I'm tryna buy some new shit
[What you tryna spend?]
All I got is five dollars
[So you broke, man?]
I thought I had ten dollars
[So you broke then.]
TV dinner on the counter
[Warm it up then, warm it up man, warm it up then]

(Uh) Come get some, you little bums
I got alot and you can't get none
That ice cream truck just left
If you run you can catch, but it's out
'Cause I got the last one-
But I got a box of cones that I'm willing to sell
I'll sell the ice cream too, two scoops for a bill
I could build a sand castle without bringing a pail and go catfish fishin
And come up with a whale, but-but you know what? That was easy as hell
Well maybe not the line about me catching a whale
But if I did it then it's nothing and I did it as well
Probably easy as it is to move slow for a snail
Did you know I made this beat with my mouth and a bell?
Just a F.Y.I., I'm F.L.Y. and for those that can't spell
I'm a pretty swell guy
I caught a lot of fish, I think I have a fish fry

[Yo what up man?]
If you cool what you do?
[Warm it up then]
I can't hold it 'cause it's hot
[Put it down then]
I left my kids at daycare
[Pick em up then]
I'm tryna buy some new shit
[What you tryna spend?]
All I got is five dollars
[So you broke, man?]
I thought I had ten dollars
[So you broke then.]
TV dinner on the counter
[Warm it up then, warm it up man, warm it up then]