Sportsman Songtext

von The Busters

The tie-break makes me nervous
My nerves are made of steel
If i would have the racket
I would make the deal

Splish-splash into the pool
These guys swim far too slow
This is not a bathtub
That's what i would let them know

I'm a sportsman and i never lose
No game is too rough, no race is too tough
I'm a sportsman, can't you see?
I'm the champion in front of my tv screen

I survive all accidents
On the grand prix race and track
Even if a car explodes
It's just a little gag

They sometimes need some doping
It's controls that they fear
But i don't need those dirty tricks
I rather drink my beer

I'm a sportsman and i never lose
No game is too rough, no race is too tough
I'm a sportsman, can't you see?
I'm the champion in front of my tv screen

Shooting goals for victory
It's the job i would never fail
The silver for the losers
Send them all to jail

I'm a sportsman and i never lose
No game is too rough, no race is too tough
I'm a sportsman, can't you see?
I'm the champion in front of my tv screen