The Boy Least Likely to Is a Machine Lyrics

I made a machine
Called the boy least likely to
It feeds me shortbread biscuits and it
Makes my little dreams come true

It thinks for me
And everything i used to do it does for me
It's made of aluminium and it runs off pencil batteries

I know that it makes me happy
But something about it frightens me

I made a machine
To make my life easier
But it's made it more complicated
Than it ever was before

I programmed it
To simulate the feelings that i used to get
It reads me bedtime stories and it makes me feel human again

It doesn't have to understand what it's doing
And it does everything a human being can
It stores my thoughts and feelings in its data banks

I tell it things when i'm feeling sad
And sometimes it's the only real friend that i have
And that's what makes me sad

I made a machine
Called the boy least likely to
It has lots of switches and buttons
But i don't know what they do

I know it can't
Understand the intricacies of my heart
But when i cuddle up to it
It comes to life in my arms

I know that it makes me happy
But something about it frightens me