I Met Elvis at the Nudybar Lyrics

Friday night I was sitting by my TV
Drinking lot's of beer,
Babe how I wished that you could see me
I was all alone, getting bored and stoned
So I went downtown to a sleazy nudybar
Beer and tits for my poor,
Old, broken heart
I scoped the hooterqueen
Dancing in front of me

Chorus:
Then I met Elvis at the nudybar
He was wearing the strippers bra
I met Elvis at the nudybar
Make believe Las Vegas-hero kicking ass
Elvis Aaron Presley kicking ass

Burned out hero having a blast
Taking care of business,
Hooters at the stash,
Disgraceland gone, parties till dawn
Closing time,
But I don't wanna crawl home
My sideburns has grown,
I'm in the Twilight Zone
Be-Bop-A-Lula-Bum, Memphis here I come!

Chorus:
Then I met Elvis at the nudybar
He was wearing the strippers bra
I met Elvis at the nudybar
Make believe Las Vegas-hero kicking ass
Elvis Aaron Presley kicking ass
Elvis at the stast
Yeah Alvis at the stash / Yeah Elvis smoking grass