Guitar Song Lyrics

Sitting here staring at these four walls
Six silver strings and four fat chords
I opened up the door and golly G
There was this goddess staring back at me

I went for an F but she looked like A minor
It was then that I thought well nothing could be finer
She told me her name it was Caroline
Now my favourite position? C six with a nine

I plucked a few strings, she began to whine
I knew by now I had her on the line
She said Now honey well there ain't no danger
Don't you realise I'm A Major?

Well DDD, I'm as happy as a king
Well she didn't fret as I was slidin? my thing
Now all you people if you think it through
Well EEE, the joke's on you

Now these four walls, yeah they're my best friend
?cause it all came good, came good in the end
Yeah me & my l?il baby didn't go too far
Well she's my love, she my life, my imagination, my guitar

So all you pickers waiting in line
Keep slidin? that thing, you won't go blind
A few fat chords and I think you will find
That the dirtiest part of your body is your mind