Plastic Jesus Lyrics

I don't care if it rains or it freezes,
I just want this plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
It comes in colours
Pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark
He's iridescent
Take him with you
When you travel far
Get yourself a sweet Madonna

Dressed in rhinestone, sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Going 90 I aint' weary
'cause I got the Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell
(organ riff)
Yes, get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestone, sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
I'm going 90 but I ain't weary
'cause I got the Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell
No I don't care, if it rains or it freezes
I just want my plastic Jesus
Sitting on
The dashboard of my car
Well he comes in colours
He comes in colours
Pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark
He's iridescent
Take him with you
When you travel far
Yes, take him with you
When you travel far