Shoot the Shit Lyrics

I don t wanna do this grown up shit no more
I wanna shoot the shit with you and crash out on your floor
But the floor s long gone and so are you my friend
And now I wonder if we ll ever shoot the shit
Cause now everybody s opted for a new kind of life
The buddy gets the boot from the screaming wife
It s really fucked that no one wants to be a kid no more
Cause the best bed I ever had was on your floor

It ain t as bad as I make it seem
But it s got me feeling down
And I know that it wouldn t be such shit
If you were still around

And if you re ever in town come knocking on my door
There will always be a place for you on my floor
Yeah we ll sip a Schlitz and sit around and shoot the shit
And laugh at all the jokes no one will ever get
Man I m so glad you didn t go out like those fuckers did
Your hair is going gray but you re still a kid
And really pissed that no one wants to be a kid no more
Cause the most fun I ever had was on your floor

It ain t as bad as I make it seem
But it s got me feeling down
And I know that it wouldn t be such shit
If you were still around