Lakeside Trailer Park Lyrics

Well, I hate my job; I work too hard
And my dog died yesterday
My son's a punk; he shoots up junk
And my mother just turned gay

I come home to a friggin' zoo
But it don't get me uptight
'Cause I live in a Lakeside trailer park
And everything's gonna be all right

Got doctor bills and legal ills
My wife's a fat old whore
My TV's broke; my life's a joke
And I share a boot next door

But I don't frown
Don't get me down
I got somethin' good to say
'Cause I live in a Lakeside trailer park
And everything's gonna be okay

It's so serene
White and clean
So safe in here
I could spend all year
My lovely aluminum house

Well, I bust my butt and I'm in a rut
But I earned everything that I own
From my AstroTurf to my Video Smurf
To my cordless telephone

You ask me, "Was it worth it all?"
I say "Yes" with all my might
'Cause I live in a Lakeside trailer park
And everything's gonna be all right

All right!