Rage of Thrones Songtext

von The Axis of Awesome

You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
You got a new favourite show? It's called Game of Thrones?
WELL I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS
I SAID I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS

I read them years ago, so don't tell me about Jon Snow.
'Cause I already know
I've got a signed copy of a Feast for Crows
Then a six year wait for a Dance with Dragons
A six year wait for a Dance with Dragons
Waited six FUCKING years for a Dance with Dragons
And NOW YOU JUMP ON THE FUCKING BANDWAGON? AARGH.

I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS
I SAID THE FUCKING BOOKS TWICE.
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT SPOILERS.
WINTER HAS BEEN COMING FOR SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS.

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
HIS NAME IS JOFFREY NOT JEFFREY
GET A FUCKING LIBRARY CARD
OR A KINDLE

What's wrong with you people?
No one reads any more
Your imagination is a fun place to explore
Go to a library or a fucking book store
Take it from me, you'll enjoy the books more

HARRY POTTER
The book was better
THE HUNGER GAMES
The book was better
THE LORD OF THE RINGS
The books were probably better
THE CAT IN THE HAT
THE BOOK WAS BETTER

And whilst I'm on the topic, what the fuck is with movies based on board games?
Battleship: The Movie?
D9, I sunk your battleship. MOVIE OVER. FUCK OFF.

Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of YOUR imagination