How to (No. 2) Lyrics

Step 1, you put your camouflage gear on
Head to a nearby lake or pond
Hide in the bush with your kazoo
Put it in your mouth and go do do

Mid afternoon's your safest bet
Make sure you're ready with the net
Take some bread and leave a trail of crumbs
Wait patiently until one comes

Tiptoe up to it, don't make a sound
Place your bait gently on the ground
Once you're nearby then you're in luck
Now you know how to catch a duck

How to catch a duck

How to catch a duck