Love with Christine Lyrics

I'm in love with the TV
It's just something that makes good sense
And the key to my salvation is
I don't love someone else
And I don't have a problem
That I can't solve logically
I'm in love with Christine
Who could blame me

I'm in love with Christine
I'm in love with her
I'm in love with Christine

I send post to the magazines
Those people keep my mind at ease
I explain my position
And they all seem to agree
That I've been in a birdcage
Since I fell from the top of my tree
I'm in love with Christine
Who can help me

You know there may be a problem, 1, 2, 3, 4