Felinus Scorchius Lyrics

(walking, sighs)
I've been wandering this wretched jungle for days.
I'm looking for a rare breed of cat--the only one of its kind, in fact--the elusive Felinus Scorchius.
I've been researching and tracking this extraordinary feline for years, and have been quite unsuccessful.
Hopefully, my search will bear fruit today.
(sighs)
Wretched jungle...
Wait...
Is that...?
Oh, at last--hello, pretty kitty! Hello!

(roar)