Well I'm sittin in a border palace
Suckin on Dos Equis beer
Yea suckin with Greasy Alice
Suckin on Dos Equis beer
An I want to be in Los Angeles
But it's bad enough... God damnit
Down here
An I can feel my skinny body
Slip like a knife into her perfume
Yea I can feel my skinny body
Stab the walls of her naked room
An there just ain't enough of that tight-white-cotton
To hide her evil... from my boom
An I can hear her red mouth whisper
Leak-in from down the hall
Yea I can feel her dry hips blister
Rubbin noises against the wall
Then like a scream she says... she wants it "Tough"
An suddenly I got nobody... but that's enough
Cause I'm sittin in a border palace
Yea suckin on Dos Equis beer
Ahhh suckin with Greasy Alice
Yea suckin on Dos Equis beer
An I want to be in Los Angeles
But it's bad enough... God damnit
God damnit
God damnit