Ex-Girlfriend Club Songtext

von Television Personalities

Hi
Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
Have you met Allison, Emily, Christine, Daniella
You said you give me a heart attack
I got no style
I'm strictly words
Me got no style

Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
Help yourself to the salad bar
I'm in a corner how am I gonna do it
Don't know what else I can do

Rub a dub Rub a dub dub
Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club

Have you met Deirdre, Dorothy, Esmorada
I said you give me a heart attack

You wonder why I act like a fool
Because you treat me like one

You're not home
Oh I see how it is

Oh each one to one
Why don't you say it to my face

My face turns pale when I get your emails
You know where I live!
You know where I live!

Oh it's me with my tail between my legs?
Sorry!
So you give me a heart attack
Me got no style
I'm strictly words
Oh then stop wanking
Hi, Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club

How many ways could I express my love for you?
I should've given her a good slap!
Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club

Running around town with my head held down
No feelings in my hands
You're a bit too young to understand
Don't be fooled by looks!
I'm still Danny from the blocks

What time is it?
Now I can't love
We can still remember can't we
I got an email today from puff daddy

He likes how I sing

Maybe I should get a tattoo and some bling bling!

So you give me a heart attack
Rub a dub Rub a dub dub
Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club

All aboard
Have a nice day, I'm gradually turning gay

Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club