Lloyd in the Void Lyrics

Ianto, oh Ianto
Nothing rhymes with Ianto
Ianto, oh Ianto
Why is your name so strange?
Not just a tea boy, he's a Torchwood tea boy
And he's bloody marvelous!
Owen, oh Owen
Why are you such a prat?
Owen, oh Owen
You made Ianto go splat

He got sucked into the void
Oh that Gareth David Lloyd!
Ianto, oh Ianto
Nothing rhymes with Ianto
Ianto, oh Ianto
Why is your name so strange?
Jack, oh Jack
We really love your coat
Jack, oh Jack
Go hang with Ianto on a boat!
Ianto, oh Ianto
Nothing rhymes with Ianto
Ianto, oh Ianto
Why is your name so strange?
Gwen and Tosh
They are the other two
But they're not as cool
As Ianto- WHOO HOO!
Ianto, oh Ianto
Nothing rhymes with Ianto
Ianto, oh Ianto
Why is your name so strange?
(One more time!)
Ianto, oh Ianto
Nothing rhymes with Ianto
Ianto, oh Ianto
Why is your name so strange?