Pearl Harbour sucked and I miss you Lyrics

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbour.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And that's an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbour sucked and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that shity movie too,
Pearl Harbour sucked and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Pearl Harbour sucked,
Just a little bit more then I miss you.