Surfer's Nitemare Lyrics

All right!
Out of the water!
Cut your hair!
No talking!

All right you fish!
Fall in!
Stand up straight!
Yes sir
Suck in that gut!

Yes sir
Look sharp, surfer!
Yes sir

You're in the army now!
Youi smell just like a cow!
Forget the surf!
You big fat nerf!
You're in the army now!

You're coming with me - double time!
No way, I ain't going with you, no way, no no no
Hop to it!
No I got waves to catch, I, I
Left, right!
NO