Uncle Seth's False Gospel Lyrics

In a cave near home
I found the scroll
Old Hebrew, or something close
Written on it

Stooped over thick volumes, slow working
Translation came as follows (roughly)

[Refrain]
'Though shalt write about yourself, you please me when you do
My wish for mankind is for mankind to study you. For I so loved the world
that I gave you three chords, so you'd write about yourself... ya-da-ya-da-ya-da,' -The Lord

Not a shock, because
Who'd forget Great Uncle Seth's
Frustrated ancient Hebrew

He used to hold me
Hostage on his knee
And tease me with some secret
God told him about me

[Refrain]

Seth, I was your favorite
You died when I was ten
I never loved you back
And I remember why again

Did you see me spread your ashes
When we cremated you?
There's been another fire
And I spread your gospel too