Guy upstairs, plays a flute,
Wears horned rimmed glasses and a Buddy Holly suit
Most the people round here say he don't suit but, I said he looks alright to me.
There's one old man, brings in the mail
Told me once that he'd been in jail,
That he'd robbed a church and stole the grail, but er, he looks alright to me.
Bare face tsaring from the morning news,
Sexual fantasies he stands accused,
Somebody's sexual fancies, they say he's abused but er, he looks alright to me.
There's an odd job man, hangs out on the street,
Gosh, he's so ugly, knock the caps off your teeth
You got a job needs doing well, then that's the man you need but er, he looks alright to me.