Big Big Deal Lyrics

I got trapped I was a foolish boy
Oh, she's so chic, my Helen of Troy
She felt a stab at her heart
She says they're blocking her path
But I heard a man start to laugh
What is happening to me?

Oh she's a Wow! She got that old time feel
With her long blonde hair she was a big, big deal
I touched her mind … went insane
I took the ‘v' out of vain
I'm being tortured again
Oh what is happening to me?

Well I lay shaking over that little cheat
Oh, pour me, bring me an aperitif
We talked of actors and men
I leapt away from the men
I got the horrors again
What is happening to me?

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