Sammich Meat Lyrics

[caBooSe]
One day i was sitting the couch,
Watching TV, flipping through the channels.
Then i got really lonely.
I Took off all my clothes,
And that's when i saw the TV.
I saw... a sandwich...
And it made me really horny.

[kOZ]
Give me some tuna,
Gimme some ham.
Gimme some meatballs under six grams.
You don't know what its like to be fat,
So go talk to Jared and take a look at that.

[caBooSe]
I couldn't find lotion,
I could only find the butter.
Rubbed it all over my body.
It kinda felt like karate,
And now that's how i started doing the naughty!

[kOZ]
Give me some Swiss cheese,
Gimme some chips,
Put that sexy meat on my lips.
I'm obese and on the beach,
Don't mistake me as a whale, or ill eat you like beef!

[caBooSe]
All the various kinds of meat,
They look all oh so neat.
They make me stay on the beat,
Until the i go...
SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!

[kOZ]
Gimme some salami,
Gimme some pickles,
Spread on that oil until it trickles.
I'll put some sauce on your meat.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Skeet skeet skeet skeet!

[caBooSe]
That's when he came down the sitars.
And saw me and my testicles.
I stood up in shock,
And said i was just stretching.
I was only stretching...
Oh yeah...
He ruined my fun...
Now there's no mayo on that bun...
Oh god why...
Now all i want do is die...
Why couldn't i just see that rye...
Next to big o' thigh.
Now i think I'm going to cry.
Oh god...
Why? why? why? why...