Spazz Lyrics

Would you like to pet my rifle
Summer camp is such a drag
I rip into my lemon trifle
I'm too old to play capture the flag
Someone's giving french kiss lessons
How else will we learn to love

Have you ever been to Venice
Have you ever mauled your prey
Well I am so damn good at tennis
Will the cat come back the very next day
I feel like a total goner
How long till we fall in love

Would you like to skim my bible
Suffered like a Christmas goose
How could I avoid your libel
Get out of the way cos nuns on the loose
All roads seem to lead to China
How long till we learn to love